These Are some of the FUNNIEST COMEBACKS ever!

SNUCK!...because that's how Conan rolls. With his dictionary.

Yawn.

A high school lesbian putting down a high school gay guy in an angry rant? May I ask, how is that FUNNY as the title reads...

Letterman, the weirdo.

Tucked her Carl's sun.😂😂😂

Howard owning Anne is funny.

Anthony Mackie not letting an argument go with two teenage girls will never not be funny. They kinda ate

He cut ou the best part of the gameshow

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Norm MacDonald is a legend!

oh Norm, you left us too early.....

I hate how some women thing they can assault men. If I did that I would go to north fraser for 3 months .......It might have been staged though. Hollywood trash

Shit video. You left out half the punch lines.

LOVE 😀🤣🇨🇦🇺🇸🌍❤🖖🙏

4;47....ha-ha-ha-ha LOL...😬🤣😅🤣😅....PERFECT RETURN........BOOM...!!!!

Yeah mackie seems like a dude u don’t want to mess with lol

Okay the cop wins that was amazing😂

Scripted tv shouldn't count.

Okay I’m sorry I didn’t know it was a joke in the video. But what I said before is true the conversion is true for them.

What Kim k remark? If that’s kardashian you ever notice men turn into women whenever they go near that family. Ole Pete got out before he was turned into a big wet one.

I think about that cumback story line daily-so good

The first one, that’s hilarious

Stephen hawking hilarious

Love the rape at the end of this😆😆

Senator, you are no Jack Kennedy is the all time political burn.

Lol...I love Norm

Norm wins

Norm's "it must be spelled bored!" got to me lol!!

MEGA STUPID DONT BOTHER UNLESS YOUR BRAIN DEAD

Hey black falcon, make Mama a sandwich with your Bigfoot Wendy Williams. I don't eat falcons or crow.

I love Simon Cowell almost spitting out his drink at that autotune comment.

"because you told her to fuck off"
"can you tell her I meant it"
hahahahaha

"When things get tight, let me know where your friends at"
God that's good lmao
Remember, all family is friends but not all friends is family

Bro that first one had me rolling man man

Ellen is a pile

Missed the best part from the Anne Robinson one. After his $3X joke, she says, "I have no idea what you mean" and he replies with "somehow I don't doubt that".

There was a conversation that went exactly like this. "I'm perfectly willing to accept that I'm the asshole here and I'll fully accept how much shit you want to give me. But snuck is a word and we are getting the thesaurus!"

"Sea Biscuit, the Mighty Ducks..."

How could you be. Oh that was beautiful.

"Let's talk about your home town. Did you like it there? Did you have fun? What did you do?"

"Ya, I mean... I'd visit your mother every once in awhile". Now that's a comeback.

Wait these are the best?

Man, Sofia Vergara is a beautiful Latin lady. I'm surprised Jimmy didn't get a slap hard enough to SPIN his ass.

So is it okay for a gay woman to be with a gay man? If so maybe we can go full circle.

M y spell erectors cuneatic deal within thinisis!

How do you get diet cocoa? Wasn't that banned by the Geneva Convention?