Caitlin Cook - Conversations with Strangers (Official Lyric Video)

Okay, all I want to say is that there are two things in here that feel directly from a certain Markiplier video. The video in question is "Whose Line?", where Mark & friends do improv scenes that they have to inject predetermined lines into. One of those lines was, "I love blowing up dogs" (said by Mark). This was the exact same melody as the main melody of this song. In addition, within the same skit, Wade read the line, "On a scale of one to america, how free are you tonight?". If this is a coincidence, it's fantastic and I love it. If it isn't, kudos to you!

People draw dicks in the bathroom at my school… even the girls bro 💀

This is the key to world peace like this exact song

"My dick is the furture?"killed me😂

Lol if you see this make the lines now. “I like writing on walls, fuck you society -Dan”

"My dick is the future?"

God dammit this song reminds me of all the crackpot shit I saw on public bathrooms

I like writing on walls, fuck you society- Dan
Dan, this is actually a door, not a wall
Regards, Society
Follow your dreams!
I literally only have nightmares
Question everything
Why?
Yo girl on a scale of 1 to America
How free are you tonight?
(That’s a great line! But underneath it somebody wrote)
Germany 1942





Do you idealize the past? Or see it as broken? Why?
Dude, I’m just trying to take a shit
The chamber of secrets has been opened
Then close your legs
The future is in your hand
My dick is the future?
If Harry Potter taught us anything, it’s that nobody desеrves to be in the closеt
(That’s such a sweet thought! But underneath it someone wrote)
Except R. Kelly


Holy water, holy shit
Is this as good as it’s ever gonna get?
Conversations with strangers that I have never met
And will never meet in the future
My dick is the future?


Cocaine is like a super hot girlfriend with perfect tits
That’s mean to you all the time, and fucks other dudes
Stop white hipsters
Laugh out loud? Please explain how
Tom loves my Shaft
DVD with bonus features
When I’m alone I like to fill the bathtub with tomato sauce and pretend that I’m a meatball
Don’t judge me!
(But underneath that, understandably, someone wrote)
Dude we’re totally judging


The largest eggs in the world are laid by sharks
The largest woman in the world is laid by your dad
I fucked your mom!
Shut up dad, your drunk
Open books, not legs
Blow minds, not boys
Why can’t I do both?
“Big tits can’t make up for a small ass, but a big ass can make up for small tits”
(And then someone but quotes around it and ascribed it to)
Abraham Lincoln


Holy water, holy shit
Is this as good as it’s ever gonna get?
Conversations with strangers that I have never met
And will never know if I meet in the future
My dick is the future?


For a good time call your mother for Sunday brunch, delightful
For a good time call, your dad, he misses you
For a good time call 867-5309
For a good time call me Ishmael
Good luck out there human
Good luck out there human

I hope this song goes viral bc damn it’s good

I did in fact call my dad as suggested, it did not end well. Thanks for the good luck part though, this human needs some eight about now

the janitor that has to clean the bathroom stalls:
fuck.

nutdealer

This is convincing me to bring a marker everywhere especially in bathrooms just to talk to someone

^Germany 1942

The Abraham Lincoln quote got me almost killed

Why is this so funny