My name is Yoshikage Kira, Google Translated.

Bro is watching johns average trip💀

"i usually sleep until i stop"

WE NEED MORE OF THIS JOJO

Jonathon’s mediocre quest

"I dont smoke, but i ocassionaly smoke."

-Classified 2024

Man I also go to sleep while I go to sleep.

Lets vibrate babies at 8 pm 💀💀💀

I like how this randomly pops in my feed in every 2-3 months 😅

Cmon why can’t I go to turtle friends with you?

What the fuck is wrong with Google Translate😂

Kira if he wasn't a killer who plans his whole life

"I do not smoke, but I occasionally smoke" truly a line

the outro was the best part

Every single line is quotable.

"But we can vibrate babies at 8 am, yes?"
😭

“so, what does the company think, i know im happy, but what do you believe?” goes unironically hard asf

"my home is north east of mary, but where is whole city?" bro just turn around

NUH UH THIS IS IT: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.

Help wtf "But we can vibrate babies at 8 am, yes?"

Dead Queen : Chew the Powder
And it's second bomb : Simple Cardiac Arrest

"but we can vibrate babies at 8 am, yes?"

"i do not smoke, but i accasionally smoke" real ☠

"The hero lies awake at night"
"Baby smell"
- classified

'asad'

"sdsd"

"a"

'a'

"Dead Queen" 👸💀

"You can't come. But we can vibrate babies at 8 AM, yes?"
Cool.

ËĒÊÉëé- hahahaha

"Be careful not to confuse your competitors"

His competitor: * confused *

Basically Shigeki, you are a disease that affects the sun to a great extent, therefore a craftsman." Bro just roasted all the craftsmen on the planet 😭😭

WHY IS YOUR HOUSE STILL HAIRY!?! Bro got the doulingo cursed line.

I usually sleep until I stop

I will go to bed as soon as i go to bed

no shit if l were shigechi and confronted dead queen l would shit myself

And Blud said he wanted no one to know his identity and he is revealing it 🤣

My Uncle's a craftsman. I wonder how much he affects the sun

What is he gonna do with babies at 8 am 😭😭😭😭

Why does this feel like a rant an actual JoJo villain would go on

DEAD QUEEN? NAH!! THEY PREDICTED IT!

"Thats what i do say then"

So uhh he does what he say then

Ahh yes arik egakihsoy from JiJis unorthodox pilgrimage

dead queen to soon

"but we can viberate baibes at 8 AM"

The hero lies awake at night… Baby smell

I have 11 days left just please don't tell on me.

Bro is diyng 💀

someone please gain enough energy to type all this out.