SCIENTISM IS GΛY - Sam Hyde

Thats Mr.Hyde yo, he spent, he spent I don't 47.8 million

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- Sam

the way he spits and burps is majestic

every time I say Sam Hyde it sounds like roasted walnuts being dropped on a glass coffee table but really because of the acoustic resonance of the helmet I’m wearing to me it just sounds like AHK AHK AHK BANG BANG BANG AHK

dude, i worked in one of these places, he is exactly correct. science is a circle jerk cult.

Scientism, the religion where none of its members understand anything that’s ever being discussed. But they absolutely agree!

I've been saying this for years.

overrated ass water

Guarantee this is ridiculously viral in five years.

is sam John Paul Tremblay

Schizo comedy.

I love Sams schizophrenia

im a scientest

sam lowkey looks like a preemie with a beard

the hair, the sunglasses, the clothes, the upper to lower body proportions, the snot, it's all gold

Starfield graphics

I thought it was Joe Coleman for a minute.

I’m so used to him with glasses that I thought the thumbnail was a face filter.

there's my copper roof clattering again

one day science will cure violence by pruning the amygdala

Sam Hyde has given more to black charities than any other american celebrity. If that doesn't give him an n word pass you ain't black.

the scientist stare.
that nice guy stare.
the incel look.
because they KNOW (they feel)
their jobs are super important to the entire universe
and are bitter
that they get none of the credit or dosh from what they do, and that their stuff is always making other people the credit fame, bitches, awarde, and money.

they are slave laborers
but of the mental kind.
their brains are just being milked constantly, and given peanuts as rewards. and there is a real limit to that output.
there is a real limit to that abuse they feel before they start showing the cracks of them wanting to unleash upon us DULL MASSes who dont thank them enough for maintaining our reality.

and not actually wanting to listen to boring lectures about how you blim blammed the blomble blorp for about 20 pages of a whitepaper

“you dont understand! the flimble sploing matters!!!! ur just not smart enough to understand how it effects your reality” stfu scientist and stop trauma dumping at me. sounds like projection and cope, LABCOAT.

I love how people believe every "theory" a "scientist" say yet disagree with a "theory" a person whose not a "scientist" say.

Sam Hyde is the Episcopal pastor of the inherited Baptist seminary church of christ church and i believe his sumptuously decorated master of his life and the fluffy.

LOCK

My am I getting frazzledrip actors like Tom Hanks on my preroll ads

Intellectualism is a trap, YOU MUST TRANSCEND IT.

Sam’s impersonation of an online grifter trying to sell you on some bs, is comedically spot on

His pants are amazing

LOCK!

Sam you owe me 9min

Another classic Hyde clip

most atheists I've met always talk trash about religion but r more brainwashed than actual religious ppl. there seems to be no questioning or natural curiosity about the things they've been spoonfed (THE science).

You know this was a fantasy Sam has once had in his head

You wouldn't be here if it weren't for science. Who do you think created the Big Bang?

I know Sam speaks from a place of experience when he refers to donating supplies to eager black students

L O C K E D in.

The best part is, is that it's true.

"And no I don't wanna talk to a scientist, yall motherf*ckers lying, and getting me pissed!"

If the internet never existed I believe same could have been the next Mad Scientist. 😂 Atleast he’s a Social Scientist in our timeline.

His rant on the word Lock was hilarious. You can tell he loves language

I'm surprised Eric Andre and Sam Hyde haven't crossed paths. Or have they?

beautifully thot-provoking

This would have been amazing adult swim it's a shame he lost his deal with adult swim because he's perfect for all this shit

Sam is dressed like a Dominican