No, You're NOT A Gamer (CopyPasta)

AND SPECIALLY, NAZCA GAMES, AND METAL SLUG GAMES, THEY ARE, NOT REAL GAMES!

The solution is obviously to hint people into game niches they can get adapted to. Want a comfort game with more skill than stardew valley: Age of Mythology or Civ 6. Want to play like a shooter with actual resource management: 7 days to die. Want a break from that resource management but with more movement: Hades. Want even more feeling of movement, it's expensive but attack on titan wings of freedom, Thumper if you want weirder and cheaper. I wish Get to the Orange door was finished enough but that creator had run into some bad luck a while ago. I wish him well. Want to get back to resource management in one of the most dramatic ways: Frostpunk.

No, You're NOT A Gamer

I beg to differ

Ok, fast, call the COD Guy and make him transform this Copypasta into something with more.. spices from the lobby of a black ops Game.

He's really harnessing his inner Akechi.

quit playing game!

Akechi?

"PUT DOWN THE BABY GAMES AND PLAY SOMETHING THAT REQUIRES CHALLENGE AND SKILL FOR ONCE!" Ah, yeah? Then, play Sonic Unleashed.

Ah, Zenitsu has found the Internet, it seems

Goro Akechi

"100 hours is nothing" people when they see what 100 hours of Celeste looks like:

wanna get you're ass kicked in melee? -not a real gamer because plays kiddie nintendo games...

The text: Thats nothing 😐
His voice: THATS NOTHINGGG!!!!👹👹

This is how Akechi talks in P5 during his fight

Im not a gamer, im a gaymer.

"Play something that requires challenge and skill for once" Maybe dude should take his own advice and pick up an instrument

this is what 300+ hours on a game does to a man

Stardew Valley fans reading this after mathmatically calculating how many days it would take to grow a pumpkin in mid-fall before the end of the season using super-grow soil so they can give Abigail a pumpkin to carve with her mom:

Akechi calling the phantom thieves not gamers gets to live his wild card dreams in P3R LETS GOOO

Apex legends is a negative game, that stuff cancels out other games.

"Pokemon is not a real gamer"
The tournaments: 🗿

I have a ps4 so I'm a gamer 😎

Light Yagami???

I spent
999:59:59 in Dark Souls 3 in one of my four characters (where the game's timer stopped ofc).
The rest varies from 50-600 hrs.

And I feel that I don't deserve this title.

I love how he says that Mario isn't a real game, when Mario was the hero of the games in that times, literally they exists thanks to the boom that Mario did, lol

Can't be a real gamer and have 300+ hours in every game you play. That's the ranking for a child who only gets new games on their birthday or Christmas so they replay their current ones over and over

Gatekeep, Gaslight, Gamerboss.

You sound so much like Prestonplayz

Fake and gay.
Everyone knows that console gamers aren't real gamers.

Kinda true

When he said "the SIMS?" like that I really felt like he was talking to me

No, you're NOT a gamer
Nonononono. You are NOT a gamer
I am sooo SICK of all these people who think they're gamers! No, you're not! Alright? Most of you are not even CLOSE to being gamers. I see these people saying "I pUt WeLl OveR 100 hOuRs iN tHiS gAmE aNd It's GrEaAAaT! 🤓👆" THAT'S NOTHINGG!! THAT'S NOTING! Most of us can EASILY put 300+ in ALL of our games! Uh-I see people who only have the NINTENDO. SWITCH. and claim to be gamers! HAHAHAHAHA! FUNNY! HAHAHA! Come. talk to me. when you pick up a PS4 controller. THEN, we'll be friends.

Also! Dear WOMEN, Pokémon? is not a real game! Animal Crossing? is not a real game. The Sims?? is not a real game! MARIO. is not. a. real game. StArdEw VaLlEy? is not a real game! MOBILE GAMES. ARE NOTT! REAL! GAAAAMES! Put down the baby games and play something that requires CHALLENGE and SKILL for once!

-Sincerely, ApexLegends420friends

as a player, or how you simpletons know us as, a TRUE gamer, that’s nothing. i put 420+ hours into all my games and bingewatch 2000s sitcoms while consuming ungodly amounts of chips. i have not seen what the outside world looks like in about 68.9 years, and i haven’t drank water in 53.

I'm so glad this man is voicing my main man Makoto

I hope the creator of the post loses some weight, spending 300+ hour in 10 games is mentally insane person tier and not gamer tier

Average pony

This guy: claims hes a real gamer

Racist COD players: Am I a joke to you?

i have ps3 controller

Bro got the balls to say that Super Mario isn't a videogame

Am I tripping or is the second “No you’re NOT a gamer” longer than the first one?

My favorite part is nowadays the Switch and PS4 have so many overlapping titles you can basically just choose one or the other lmao.

He’s right to some extent though, fuck normies and the trash vidya became because they’re cattle consoomers

"Mario is not a real game" is like hearing "steak is not a real meat"

You're not a real gamer until you've put 300+ hours into A Short Hike in VR on a $12000 PC

i might make an animatic out of this because i LOVE drawing cartoonishly expressive like ed edd and eddy and this would fit PERFECTLY

Nintendo’s career as a company when they realise mario isn’t a real game

this is the persona 3 protagonist, everyone.

I bet Sonic The Hedgehog is not a real game. Or Rayman. Or Banjo Kazooie. Or Spyro. Or The Legend of Zelda. Or Crash Bandicoot. Or Donkey Kong. Or even motherfucking Q*Bert.

Nope! It’s not a real game unless you’re playing as a generic human character holding a gun, and killing everything in sight. Oh, and who could forget; You’re not a gamer unless you openly spew the n-word out loud!

Edit: This dude seriously called “The Sims” a baby game? Are we talking about the same Sims here? Hmmmm? The game where you can get two people to fuck, and kill someone whenever you want? Wouldn’t it be funny if he called Conker’s Bad Fur Day a baby game? 😆 Because it technically does not require “challenge and skill.”