Spaceballs - Lonestar vs. Dark Helmet [ HDR - 4K - 5.1 ]

Dark Helmet: “So Lone Starr, now you see that Evil will always Triumph, because Good Is Dumb.”
Tv Tropes: “You sure about that?”

They could never make anything like this today. Disney wouldn't allow it.

LOTR and SW parody… what else can man wish for? 😃

Mel Brooks: Uh, hey ILM?
ILM: Yeah?
Mel Brooks: The Schwarz sabers look TOO good.
ILM: ......I thought that's why Lucas gave us to you.
Mel Brooks: It's supposed to look like a cheap parody!
ILM: Ohhhhhhh. Hang on, we'll make after images of the saber to make it look like we messed up the lights.
Mel Brooks: PERFECT, it-it still looks amazing, they can't even mess up something on purpose!

Lonestar kinda looks like Travis Bickle

Your Schwartz is as big as mine! NOW LETS SEE HOW WELL YOU HANDLE IT 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

Omg this looks amazing in 4k

I love how they're literally doing the same two moves, and John Morris continues to do a fantastic job parodying John Williams' style.
This movie gets better every time I watch it.

I love how the guard put his hands out to cushion his fall before extending them.

Why couldn’t Dark Helmet say I am your cousin’s former roommate

Darth Vader vs Luke lol

I just realized that the guards names were Mylar and Velcro...LOL. Further proof that even after watching this film countless times you can still find some new jokes!

Orange lightsabers originated from this movie.

Green lantern reference

Still better then the prequals

Say goodbye to your two best friends and I don’t mean your pals in the Winnebago LOL 😂

I need a real man one don't cuzz me out he can't follow me to the bathroom unless we are screwing cook me a nice meal I done the windows he can't set me in a wooden chair for hours

Mom said I should have died instead of bill that day sometimes I wish I would have

funny how the bad guy should have the red lightsaber and lonestar should have the green one lol

Dark Helmet vs Darth Vader

I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted 😂

This parody from 80 s has more Star Wars spirit than latest trilogy

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

The Schwartz is unironically my religion.

I personally love it when Lone Star successfully manages to hold Helmet back and Helmet just desperately swings his Schwartz…

Spaceballs is still way better than star wars 7-9

No matter what they say, this will always be the best lightsaber duel ever!!!

Hitting the camera guy by accident is comedy gold 🤣

Thank you for pressing the self-destruct button. This ship will self-destruct in 3 minutes.

If Skroob had the Schwartz, I bet his powers would be similar to Palpatine’s ability. Schwartz lightning ….

Would you do Self Destruct 4k.

The rings are just like Lightsabers

I love the Dark Helmet voice is hilarious 😂

dark helmet lucasfilm space mikiy mouse balls 4000-51 ruthless racist sith republic peace crime is nationalist kleptocracy lie propaganda to kill nations.
What is nation?
Humans born without nationality, born without fascism, nationalization in childhood make them.
False value, false enemy, false nation definition make false enemy, destroy value of life.
Nationalist kleptocracy created fa, refuse value of life and human rights.
Take from society, use not for society, use for golden toilet trash disease, is stealing.
Reward for worsening, over reward is kleptocracy support, steal reward system.
Not only artificial inflation, kill by stealing safety, cripple to death, non direct kill, they steal money, money they are printed.
They not deserved golden toilets.
They not have right on other life.
They not deserve worship.
They did nothing good.
They so powerful, they are only enemy to them.
They so powerful, they can create legal approved law, law by which they self must be killed, violate own law.
Support nationalist kleptocracy, participate in war crime.
Nationalization without nation, mafia nationalist kleptocracy divide humanity by nations to cover war crime, nationalist slavery ownership, market division.
Wikipedia false nation definition changed always.
Commanders not kill directly, give orders and blame soldiers, soldiers forced to kill, blame generals, walking Milgram experiments.
They kill for nation, they not know what nation is, nationalist kleptocracy protector, false value guard, false enemy fighter.
Not can distinguish between race and nation.

To participate in war crime, not necessary join false nation definition army, and direct kill innocent by sarin, artillery or napalm.
Work in book store, sell his kampf propaganda book, it eventually kill someone.
Work in school to create war criminals.
Work in okrestina, protect golden toilet and serve as walking Milgram experiment.
Work in booz academy, call theft as salary, loose taxes of others, spend for trash, this pressed other life, may kill too.
Reward for worsening is theft, kleptocracy, but if it called salary, they will believe that salary is deserved.
Pay for false nation definition propaganda TV, help to create war criminals.
Even buy food, pay taxes, nationalists kleptocrates use taxes for war crimes, taxes not for society.
Buying food is very small part in war crime, non direct kill, may not count as war crime.
Steal taxes, call it salary, buy pool of booz death sticks, non direct kill, may not count as food, this is much bigger.
Support false nation definition tradition, godless religion, culture, nationalization without nation create war criminals, non direct kill, but huge participation in war crimes, even more than soldier.
Who build same golden toilet yacht with them?
Useless European Court of nationalists Human Rights.
Internationalist kleptocracy Hague court.
mac book false nation definition north Korea.
Golden toilet false nation definition hilterugend science academy.
Golden toilet godless false nation definition colonization.
Godless golden toilet false nation definition ten commandments crusade war priests, more than 4000 years.
Godless golden toilet false nation definition shaolin war crime priests.
Godless golden toilet false nation definition Sicilian Mafia Rome Greek slave empire 2500 years ago.
Godless false nation definition mafia culture illegal authority Pharaoh golden toilet pyramid kleptocracy slavery more than 4000 years ago.
In opposite Spartacus human rights movement 2000 ago. Meritocracy. Confucianism. Cosmopolitanism 15 century.
They told that they build new perfect society.

Phase 1. Steal underwear.
Phase 2. ?
Phase 3. Perfect society.

spaceballs 1987.
Nationalists kleptocrats laugh on nationalists kleptocrats.
Made by mikey mouse nationalist kleptocrats motion picture association of South America, industrial light & magic, sprocket systems a division of lucasfilm ltd create parody to lucas.
About ruthless racists of spaceballs, nationalist music BV, under nationalists conventions.
Wilgelm scream surrounded by Sholes.
Narcologist barmen.
Funny balls kick.
Advertising animal cruelty lether car.
Advertising mikey mouse 1987.
Advertising trash.
Overpopulation family values.
Golden toilet attractive to money and power, kleptocracy.
War crime hero for hire.
Ten commandments crusade, gosh sacred damned godless monastery temple with hell priest monks pray god holy sith, holy moly.
Funny royal king president create theft rape murder.

Sticks and rocks combat.
War with shiny sticks, that can hold in hands, or throw shiny rocks with blaster.
Why not use hyper engine as weapon, instead of kill cannon fodder?
Why not tickle brain to lobotomy, instead move tons of rock, brainless protection?
Some damned fool ten commandments crusade win with zero possibility by magic crystals.

Lie propaganda nationalist kleptocracy.
Looks great.
Build small country, or huge money for special effects and orchestra.
This is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause.
Smuggler, contraband, mercenaries, scoundrel, scum, moron, sithhole, nitwit, rogue and other republic light side class characters.

Narcologist barmen.
Cantina on every planet of Universe.
In lukas world all aliens are narologists barmen.
Jedi walks into bar, to make children do same, or try death sticks.

Reward for worsening is stealing, kleptocracy.
Princess queen monarchy of naboo, so good person, because she wear golden toilet, or she is walking golden toilet.
Perfect life style, non direct election, vote for other voters, who vote for other voters, who vote for mafia illegal authority of nationalists kleptocracy.
Good is, reward for worsening system, with republic or democracy non direct election, transfer power from citizens to slaver illegal mafia authority.
Bad is, reward for worsening system, with monarchy, empire, because princess golden toilet queen of naboo say so.
All princess wear golden toilet.
Bandit war criminals empire worsening life for no reason.
Bandit war criminals republic do same for no reason, why better?
Every farmer can be spaceman and fly on golden toilet ship, zero possibility.

Ten commandments crusade worship godless church temple.
Kill for religion of sith peace.

Nationalism, not can distinguish race, nation, species.
Galaxy racism. Power come from genes chromosome.
How midi chlorine can use chromosome, they are magic ten commandments creatures for voting for golden toilet?
"Credit to your race" racist toydarian watto phantom menace alien.
Space star galaxy Universe racists.

Sithed.
anykeyscrewworker kiss sith monarchy sithed butt.
Does holy sith in woods? Peace of sith step in bullsith smell like piece of sith.
Sither with sithhead is sithing in deep sith, take sith and eat sith.
Nobody want step in sith, do not sith your pants when sith happens.
Else sith will hit fan, sith creek without paddle, sith covered.

Jesus is coming back soon, accept him as your lord before it’s too late

I'm pretty sure the shaving cream guard is Tommy Dreesen, he's a comedian my parents always talk about going to his stand up shows in Chicago in the 60s. They loved his shows

Lonestar>Palpatine&Yoda

At last we meet for the first time for the last time...

“*first time, last time* 🤔 yeah!”

I love this movie. It’s literally a glorified SNL skit.