Indian Jokes Only | Nimesh Patel | Stand Up Comedy

Why why why?? Why would you spell the beans about yoga man?? 😪😪😪

There are 50+ Columbia level suspensions in this video 🤣🤣🤣🤣

😅😅😅 snag me a Sanjay 😅😅😅

😅😅😅 Kumar

The Indians gonna have to choose came true during Israel Hamas war.

Was that really Mom & Dad sitting there...???

It’s true about the Indians stealing jobs.

not very good

nothing original really. just list out all stereotypes and get people to chuckle. works maybe once

Yeah.. Dunkin Donuts baby...

I never find this guy that funny!!!!

This guy can't even pronounce his name properly, Nimesh is his name and he pronounces as Neemesh.

Snag me a Sanjay 😂😂😂

Nimesh, please come to Vancouver Canada!

Knee-mesh... Indians in America really need to teach their own kids how to say their own names, and speak their own language.

I'm four minutes in and so far I like this

Would love to see a Indian American comedian who doesn’t reference race or mock his cultural background. It so easy to do and is a cheap laugh. “I’m racist toward my own people” - hilarious. Pathetic

Yoga joke - poor taste and trashy. Not funny at all. Patels can never really be funny other than as stereotype haha

Nimmu is a hack... dry and just awful - much more better desi comics out there...

Many indian "indentured servants" (slaves) come to usa to build their railways. The majority of indians came in the 20th century, but a sizable chunk came much before that. They built homes and even were trading and opening clubs, but a racust law was passed against indians owning the business, and everything was taken away from them. One such businessman took his own life by blowing up himself with his property out of frustration of his businesses being taken away everytume he starts something.

I wrote a paper back in college about the Indians on HB1 vesas stealing the good jobs. everyone in the class thought I was crazy. LOL

good clip

Love the voice

I'm Animesh .... You're a Nimesh.... Barumptssss....

You deserve more popularity in india like if someone google Russel Peter your name should come up

😂

The more I watch your videos, the more I like you. You deserve your own netflix show.

Go Eat some. Curry. !!!!!

Why wouldn't i do that 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I got my name as Kumar in Starbucks as well.
Kumar doesn’t have any consonants in common with my name 😂😂

Nimesh is the best

damn, I was looking forward to see an indian comic but then you start the set with anti-white bullshit. what a fkn race baiter.

Yo Nimz. Was there a time when the joke about your ex having a Boyfriend name Nimesh, stopped at, "her boyfriend was Nimesh" .. and then a few reiterations later, added.. "that was more personal than funny"...

I mean the joke writing process here

Cheesy Banana

He looks like Mos Def

You are funny man!! Love❤ from India

Hey @nimeshpatel would you do some jokes on gujarati and Americans.

Where I'm from the Indians often own the 711s but the gas pump never works.

12 Years a Med Student! LOL

Some of these jks are dead, but most are gold.

This guy will rise up I'm happy to see indians becoming popular and getting enough representation

Bomb jokes are only related to Pakistanis not Indians though lol.

😂😂

I am Indian and my husband is white. Your comedy is hilariously real and true...lol. I love it. I spent my whole life in the USA and finally we got some Indian dudes doing comedy....FANTASTIC and sooo funny. I love it!!

The thing is his jokes are real... And celebral.... It takes a moment to get it.

You put every American typical stand up comedian on one side and stand uniquely on the other. You are a new age genius like Kapil Sharma in India, just that you seem more impromptu. Simply relaxing to watch you.

12 years a med student 😂😂😂. Great one 👍🏻

So happy this came in my timeline