Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (Stardust Crusaders) Jotaro Eradicates Steely Dan (Engilsh Dub)

This is THE MOST SATISFYING Ura in the whole Stardust Crusaders Arc! It's so intense the TV can't even keep up with the amount of Uras Jotaro dishes out!

Star Platinum’s eyesight is so precise you can even see he has fingerprints when he’s crushing Lovers

Ora ora ora ora ora ora!

Looks like steely Dan got what he deserved courtesy of jotaro kujo

This in my opinion is the best jojo beatdown

Jotaro will forever be my favorite character in all of anime. He’s just so damn cool all the time

I think Jotaro froze time to defeat Steely Dan. The colors became muted as Star platinum grabbed Dan’s Stan much like when time stops happen.

This line delivery is really damn good. Dan of Steel's psychotic desperation, Jotaro's tranquil fury, and the longest North Star Platinum Beatdown is all conveyed perfectly here.

Headcanon:
What we saw was only the legs. The rest of his body after that attack was a messy red splatter with chunks of bone and flesh. It was censored on account of being too gruesome, but was still very satisfying nonetheless.

He doesn’t know the word, PROMISE!

I came to this ☺️

“The next time I see that face, it’ll get a thousand punches.”

He wasn’t kidding about those punches.

That beating is not attempted murder. That is literally overkill. No human body can survive that

Jotaro really used his time skip on Steely Dan 🗣🔥💯🗿

you know the beatdown was so hardcore and crazy that it made the video glitch.

"Good grief... I know this is blatantly obvious, but you really are a piece of work. What you owe me... can never be paid back with money!"

I was NOT prepared to hear Jotaro speak in Mccree's voice

Steely dan’s dub VA did a super good job, I wasn’t expecting him to be this good as a one-off villain.

The beatdown was so intense the video glitched a few times.

I hope this didn't kill him, but fucked him up so bad he has to live the rest of his life in a cast, in a hospital, in misery.

bro dub star platinum kind of sounds like some guy raging

Damn
Even dio didn’t get this bad of a asswhoping

To any potential Stand users out there:

If Jotaro Kujo or any other Joestar let's you walk away with only a few broken bones...







JUST ACCEPT THEIR MERCY

i like the ora sound

One of the funniest beatdowns I ever seen! 🤣 He deserved ALL of that!

That ain't steely Dan, that's Dan of Steel right there

It's a shame to see that Diarmuid became so desperate, he was so honorable... granted Jotaro did play dirty against Polnareff with that contract

This scene is the definition of ON SIGHT

This looks lick shit

Star platinum sounds like he’s on crack in English dub

Steely’s VA is fuckin great

I really don’t like Jotaro as a character but I admit he has some cool moments. Some.

Ora ora ora ora UGH ora ora ora ora ORA. Ngl I love Matt Mercer as Jotaro/Star Platinum

The fourth wall isn’t strong enough to hold star platinum in.

I find it funny how he spared him but still killed him anyway

"Your receipt. You can keep the friggin change." While the JP voice actor is better at doing Star Platinum, that last line is so much cooler in the dub.

You know, years ago I didn't like the English dub version of this beat down because it didn't sound as deep as the sub. But rewatching it, it makes sense because it sounds like a young, inexperienced Star Platinum and I like it more.

Yes, payback time is sweet as candy!