TEARDOWN OF TESLA Q4 2023 EARNINGS

The trouble with Ev's.
1. Range anxiety.
2. Explosion fears.
3. 60% depreciation.
4. Elon Musk's connection to Jeffrey Epstein.
5. Exploited Third World child labor.
6. They brick in cold weather.
7. Insanely high insurance rates due to repair costs and the liability of exploding batteries.
8. Insurance companies writing off ev's in a minor crash.
9. Ev battery replacement up to $60,000 or more.
10. Inadequate charging stations powered by diesel generators.
11. Non eco-friendly emissions in a fire and during the manufacturing process.
12. Ev's chew thru tires like a drunken sailor.
13. Tire and brake pollution.
14. Suspension failure.
16. Ev's chew thru brakes like a drunken sailor.
17. Pushed by the WEF.
18. No ability to charge EV if you live in an apartment.
19. Having to wait for EV to charge.
20. Charger point vandalism.
21. Collapsing electric grid cannot cope.
22. Lose charge range in cold weather.
23. If the manufacturer goes out of business, now you have to junk your EV, because it has become worth absolute zero.
24. Absolute nightmare to put out EV fires.
25. Electrical, electronic, and software problems will leave you stranded.
26. Toxic gas vapors from EV explosion will kill you.

" ... I just want to be an effective steward of very powerful technology ".

how does anyone sit through these torturous hour long barrage of incomprehensible mumbles is completely beyond me

" The future looks like the future ...." ? No shit Mollusc. He should look the word - glib - up in a dictionary. If he has a dictionary.

"Every crowd has a silver lining".

I nearly spit out tea all over my laptop when I heard him say that self-driving AI translates very well to a humanoid robot.
Holy shit, I've never seen someone so confidently stupid.

Much gratitude for everything you do CSS. Elon suspended my account after I posted factual items connected to him. I'm quite unsure why at this point he tries to hide it all when it's glaringly apparent. But he is an evil, arrogant, and egomaniac. He's angry I refused him last year a day before his birthday. Then he tried contacting me 2x recently using fake phone numbers but the text messages always sound just like him. At this juncture, it's safe to say he has connections in his pockets but also is acting like his pal Epstein in many of his actions

I forgot to say that it's about one of these investors got down to the legit nitty gritty and asks whatever happened to that fight with Zuck that ol Elon was so pumped about? You know, the one that his own mom helped toot the horn over, right about the same time that Zuckerfuck was receiving yet another high level rank in BJJ?

Musk and so many people think he is Tony Stark, but in reality, he is just a conman.

Good video

Clearly, if Elon wants money by don’t want to give out controlling rights, Tesla should simply issue bonds, not stocks.

So what's new today? Oh we learnt that Tesla the environmental company is dumping all its toxic waste where it shouldn't.

Hang on, Musk wants to use my car's CPU, and electrity, to be a node in his cloud compute? Two word answer... second word is 'off'.

I have been saying to myseft for years that this dude is a con. I never understood the gigantic valuation of tesla, and it took years for competitors to wake up. I think the cybertruck will prove to be the iceberg in this Titanic. He wasted years producing this metal junk that will not be legal in most countries of the world due to how dangerous it is to other drivers and pedestrians.
I think BYD and other automakers are finally going to take him to the cleaners.

Thank you for another great vid =)

A good clip for this would be Jar Jar Binks nominating Palpatine as supreme chancellor.

"Musk went into a bit of a mental tailspin"...

hasn't he been doing this the entire time since like.... 2014

He is such a doo doo head. More people need to hear these calls

I read the earnings report. It was abysmal. I missed the call. Cost of sales cost of goods cost of materials all went up. While margins went down. Sales volume down. Inventory up.
No bueno.

It's astonishing how much bullshitting by Musk & co. the shareholders are willing to take about the company THEY OWN. He can't give a straight answer to a single question. In a sane world, all of them would try to dump their shares immediately.

Well done as always gents! Exceptional work!

The only thing Tesla hasnt done yet, is grift hard on the DoD and Military Industry.

Another great video! Would love an update on the consulting work that you are doing for the rocket company if there is any new information that you are allowed to share.

You are doing good work. Thank you.

The amount of critical thinking and forethought in one minute of a random CSS video has more business acumen and technological savvy than anything I’ve ever heard musk say.

Ive been sceptical of his great muskness for years (it started with the Thai rescue submarine bs). I actually listened to bits of the q3 & 4 calls and was staggered at the "this time next year" level of detail. The man is a fraud. Thank you for the precise and witty commentary.

Isn’t there only one Country where the CyberTruck can even be allowed on the streets?

250,000 cyber trucks per year! But doesn’t he have the influence but not yet control at the moment

Musk saying Dojo is a long shot and a high risk project is just him squirming and not wanting to admit that it's another failure. He wants to bury Dojo so we're not going to hear much about it in the future

If anyone thinks there is going to be a humanoid robot delivered by Musk next year...well I am not sure on what sort of drugs they must be on..

This is bad. I think Tesla's shorters made a lot of money recently.

It's absolutely wild listening to company representatives in an investor's relation meeting speaking the same way and with the same amount of evidence as Crypto scammers.

He has the most advanced AI in the world. And he knows more about manufacturing than anyone alive. But also, lets not forget that he is doing more for the environment than anyone else in the world. Especially with his 3 ton truck monstruosity and when his big rockets go boom. We are so lucky to live with this new Jesus

the resulting crash was long overdue. the "cheap" cars would be probelly the original design Eberhard and his original partner planned all those years ago, but fatty Elon wanted a bigger Car which resulted in the current ones on offer, which are way too expensive for most. 36K for a EV is pushing it. Most other Car makers rather lose money on the initial sale as Services postsale bring in way more than the car itself at sale, bridging the cost valley created and even creating profits.

The rambling at the end... that is a man that is higher than any rocket ship. I appreciate the work you do cutting the stammering out of Musk's talking, I find him painful to try and listen to. My mental health thanks you.

The fact that cybertruck is billed as an all terrain vehicle but you can't get it dirty shows how much of a ripoff everything musk touches is. Truck cant get dirty, car bursts into flames, rocket bursts into flames, twitter bursts into flames, makes me worry for the neurolink victim recently announced. Truly the richest con man (for now) of our time

Man... Can I have just one of those h100s😂😂😂😂

I think at this point, he’s just going to hire people to wear a costume that looks like Optimus and send them into peoples houses

GM an Ford are putting clean sheet designs into production within 4 years, Tesla doesn't even have a next gen platform concept yet. Hilarious.

Once the stutter rap starts, you know musk is drowning in a sea of his own stupidity

Optimus next year. lol

If Musk works on it, I'm not worried about robot revolution.

Sexy

Elon the Zion does it again. 🦃

Elon us huge fraud. People are starting to realize the clown show also known as his piggy bank that Tesla is.

slow clap We need more people like Ian Brown calling out Musk's obvious bull right in his face.

I remember when Tesla rolled out it's first car for the general public. How the compsny was heralded as "the future" in how cars would be manufactured and save the planet. Today, a laughable mess at best.