36 times Dr. House was a complete savage

We've got rectal bleeding
All of you?😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yes, we like him because he's a prick and stuff😊

I didn't know House only had 36 episodes

#26 was one of my personal favorites.

Patient: To do what? Like clean out some cartilage or something?

House: "You're not sleeping on some cartilage; you're sleeping on your arm".
😂😂😂😂

"he didn't mind, I asked" bro House is too funny

that music in the background doesn't go well with him being savage...

Dude, shorten your intros and outros

we’ve got rectal bleeding
what all of you ?

ABSOLUTELY MY FAV 😂😂😂

My favorite House zinger is when he’s going back and forth with a girl who can’t feel pain over who has it worse in life and towards the end of their spat the girl says, “Boys can’t hold me for too long cause I’ll overheat!” And House, being the absolute legend that he is, claps back with, “Girls can’t hold me for too long cause I only pay for an hour!”

Remember when he made Taub Hitler 💀

Just realized he told a black dude to get a watermelon farm 💀

“Righttt, fat joke, always fun. Only people you can still make fun of.”

“And Christians.. oh, and black people”

"The good news is,he won't be bitching about losing his arm if he can't breathe"
That one killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Fat joke always fun. The only people you can still make fun of” “And Christians… oh and black people” 💀

Its never lupus

He does not have an accent. Americans have one.

Only 36?

"Darwin says let him die"
Lol

The it's never lupus one killed me

Spitting on the surgeon💀

I'm just gonna say it: #26 deserved it.

Love that even the editors apparently are aware of the fan joke "It's never Lupus" when Foreman is amazed that House keeps his Vicodin in a Lupus medical book.

I know we should not emulate House, but he's too damn funny 😩

I mean... Every time he's on screen... He's a savage.

It's never lupus 😂

"Most people have...it's also a noun." Not vulgar, not wrong....pure savage.

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Idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one.

Hahahahha I remember once a chap coming up to me and saying he needs medicines cause whenever he eats at night he feels severe heart burn but only when he does that....my reaponse was exactly the same as house "well you know have you ever thought of never doing that"

Watching through house now. So far my favorite house quote is "Idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one."

"He's not a what he's a who. They even have the right to vote now."

I almost died there

Its never lupus😂😂

I missed "Little coffins".

This stuff might be old af but ong is it still funny. lady: are you intentionally dense House: huh

Certified G

what fool decided to have that music play through this?

Take this editing back to 2012 holy lord

shit music over it made it hard to watch