SCP-082 - Fernand the Cannibal

Seems there is a trend of SCP channels closing down. I'd like to thank you all for sticking with me, it's meant the world and you truly are amazing fans. I hear your complaints about thumbnails repeating and things like that and I want to explain that a bit. The general SCP interest has kinda shrunk in the past year or so. I really LOVE making these videos, since I'm a huge SCP fan and I love hearing what you think about each video. I'm trying to keep making thumbnails or themes that seem to be performing better, and that is why you might see a similar thumbnail multiple times. You know what they say, don't change what's working. I want to keep making these videos forever, and with that, I can't be stagnant and ignore what the audience wants. I am here, listening and I am here with you, for you. Thank you again for watching. It means the world to me.

yooo obelix from asterix was peak

i just realized i think the France uniform fernand has may be a little nod at the real solder that served in the France resolution named Tarrare he would eat anything and in unimageable quantities he was even reported to have eaten a baby and could open his jaw to a unnatural degree

Some people say its pilipino hero jose rizal cause he was there so i dont know....

how about gigantism

ITS JUST A CANNIBQL

Meet the Heavy

082

This guy is the best thing to show kids what is villains are not born but made to be😭

You’d never think he’d kill anyone

Go dr bod

I have to get my car washed today and then I’ll come over to the office and take the truck today to take the trailer and then I can go pick it for the car wash tomorrow morning I don’t have any money left I just need a car 🚘 washed out of here so I’ll get the trailer back tomorrow and get it done ☑️ I don’t have a car washed and I’ll get the car 🚘 wash and get my truck back tomorrow morning I will take the trailer and bring it to the shop and then go back home 🏡 to take the truck to work and take the car back home and get the truck to get the this comment won’t get any likes

Is Fernand Euclid then?

Man, I hope someone write the story of Fernand having a diet and someone instruct him not to eat any human

I wonder what happens when he asks for a Queen...
OMG! Will we get SCP-082-1 (or more) ...a family of SCP. Damn, that seems possible.

not judging but I think when he ate the man two bites, you forgot to put the man in his mouth or I just don't understand something

Oddly enough, there was a real dude who wasn’t too far off from Fernand, minus being indestructible.

Hey, what happened with seeing the guy get eaten by Fernand in the kitchen before he spits out the shoe? Your videos are awesome in the way they don't shy away from anything, but I found this to be odd.

If Ferdinand was the Ripper people would know, no way anyone one confuses who he was

Dude this is like the perfect art style for scp

I mean Fernand seems pretty chill for the most part

He's nice

"the streets of London are teeming with tension and fear" its london, so wheres the shanks and daggers? INNACCURATE!!!

Who think that Scp 4966 is so cute
👇🏻

Just because vegetarians eat vegetables, it doesn't mean that a humanitarian eats humans.

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So is He Safe Euclid or Keter?

Tarrare with a twist

im related to jack the ripper

Swallows a researcher whole
"Ah, yeah sorry my bad gentlemen. He'll be fine, I'm sure. Just a flesh wound."

Finding out that Fernand body weight around 700lbs is about close to the weight of an unattended BMW Isetta. Damn, he's such a heavy SCP.

Face reveal pls Dr bob just once

me if i dont get fed within a week

is scp real?

jokes❤

“Fernand why are your guns bleeding, and why do you say you are Napoleon?”

“There is nothing we can do.”

Jack the ripper

He, is so kind

MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE JACK.
CANT FRET OVER EVERY EGG

SCP-082 is, according to his genetic makeup, a perfectly ordinary human. However, one look at 087 makes it clear that he is far from ordinary. Some sort of external process has caused him to grow to an enormous size, standing at eight feet tall, and weighing around 700 Lbs. Foundation researchers are divided in opinion over the exact cause of SCP-082's unique proportions. Some theorize that it is some sort of mutation, others propose an extreme hormone imbalance, some believe it to be chemical in nature, while others insist that only a supernatural force could be responsible for such a dramatic deviation from the norm. Whatever the case may be, SCP-082 is a formidable and visually impressive specimen. His head is bald and slightly pointed, his chin and jaw are large and round, his nose is bulbous, and his eyes are dark and sunken. His body has a high-fat content, but also contains notable muscle mass, and his physical strength should not be discounted. His forearms have a circumference of around 28 inches, and his fists are nearly an entire foot across the knuckles. Suffice it to say, he's not the kind of opponent you would want to come against in a fight, and certainly not someone to antagonize. Though, medical examinations of his body indicate that at least a few likely ill-fated individuals have tried over the years. His skin is covered with scars, and though his X-rays are difficult to read due to the intensity of muscle tissue, scans have indicated that there are dozens of bullets and several blades, from knives and swords alike, buried in the man's flesh. Clearly, 082 has been through a great deal of hardship. But you wouldn't know it from his disposition! He is gregarious and polite, with a personality as big as the rest of him. Also, his name is Fernand. That's what he says. Fernand speaks fluent French, but is proficient in English as well, though he speaks with a heavy accent. Whenever he does speak, he does so with a smile, talking through his tightly-clenched and massive teeth. Occasionally, he clenches those teeth so hard that his gums will begin bleeding from the effort. The reason for this is unknown, but the SCP-Foundation considers it "normal behavior" for Fernand. Fernand does occasionally open his mouth all the way and separate his teeth, but only when he is eating or singing. He is quite the musical talent, serenading the SCP-Foundation with his takes on well-known classical music as well as long-forgotten drinking songs and the occasional sea shanty. He loves to sing while cooking, which he is permitted to do under strict Foundation supervision. He is allowed access to a rudimentary set of cooking implements whenever he prepares his food, including a butcher knife that he also uses to shave his unusually thick facial hair. He is given various ingredients to prepare on request, with the stipulation that these ingredients must not be too expensive, or human in origin. In spite of his off-putting appearance and tendency to speak through his teeth, Fernand is easily one of the more likeable anomalies contained by the foundation. He doesn't express overt hostility like SCP-682, nor does he tend to diagnose staff with any sort of pestilence like SCP-049. All he seemingly wants to do is cook, sing, and play dress-up. Fernand does have a costume trunk. Some of his favorite outfits include a tuxedo, complete with top hat and a monocle, a military uniform circa the French revolution, a ball gown that comes with an elegant fan and matching beading purse, and a clown costume that includes a wig and and a trick, water-squirting flower in its pocket. New costume pieces are made on request, in order to keep Fernand's morale high. According to findings, in-house costumers are currently hard at work making Fernand a detective costume, a chef's hat, and a set of footie pajamas. Fernand is an indisputable charmer, greeting Foundation researchers with a wide smile, a joke, and, more often than not, an invitation to join him for dinner. Unfortunately, those same staff members occasionally find themselves on the menu. In spite of all his endearing qualities, Fernand has the unfortunate habit of occasionally snapping, giving in to his voracious appetite, and eating his visitors alive. He doesn't intend to do so, and frequently expresses regret at his poor manners. After all, having company for dinner doesn't mean you eat your company. But still, he can't help himself, no matter how recent his latest meal was. As a potential hypothesis, this cannibalistic impulse to devour others may be the reason for Fernand's constant clenching of his teeth. Whether consciously or not, he may be attempting to hold off on attacking for as long as he can, before he inevitably succumbs to the hunger once more. When his gums bleed, it could be a sign that one of his attacks are drawing near. Again, this is yet to be confirmed, but it seems entirely possible. Its unlikely that Fernand will ever be able to verify this for himself, as his connection to the truth is tenuous at best. Though he is highly intelligent in terms of his memory, problem-solving skills, and grasp of language, Fernand struggles to differentiate between fact and fiction when consuming media. He assumes that any movie or television show he watches is depicting a real person and that any book he reads is essentially a biography. This doesn't limit his enjoyment of this media. On the contrary, he gets a great deal of joy from watching films and reading books, particularly works of fiction revolving around Hannibal Lector, who Fernand has described as his "favorite person," and someone he would very much like to meet one day. To make matters more interesting, Fernand does understand the concept of lying. He is able to identify when someone is directly lying to him, and also displays signs of being a compulsive liar himself, particularly when it comes to his personal history. Over the course of his containment, he has claimed to be a vampire, a homunculus, beloved sesame street character Big Bird, also beloved actor and wrestler Andre the Giant, Napoleon Bonaparte, French comic book character Obelix, the Foundation's very own Dr. Bright, The Incredible Hulk, Alexandre the Great, Captain Hook, and detective Sherlock Holmes. He has also claimed, at different times and once on the same day, to be both Dr. Frankenstein and Frankenstein's Monster. When called out directly on these lies, Fernand offers only this explanation: "But I only lie when its through my teeth!" Which, to admit, is pretty funny. Scp-082, Fernand, is currently contained in enlarged living quarters in armed Bio-containment area-14. As he is unphased by most standard weaponry, his cooperation has been ensured through deception rather than physical force. Fernand has been lead to believe that he is acting as the king of France, placed in a secret palace for his own protection from potential assassins. Any personnel that interacts with him must address him as if he were, in fact, the king of France, and any deviation from the charade is met with swift discipline. Any housekeeping done in 082's containment area must be preformed by class D personnel only, as it poses too much of a risk to non-disposable staff. Guards assigned to SCP-082's containment will receive level-2 clearance, but are not permitted to interact directly with SCP-082, no matter how friendly he is, no matter how many knock-knock jokes he tells them, and no matter how he tries to entice them into a round of karaoke. SCP-082 is a curious mix of congenial and threatening, a consummate host who loves to sing and cook for anyone willing to sit at his table. He's also strong enough to snap a spine in half, and has teeth that can crack open skulls, a skill that he demonstrates with stomach-churning regularity. Still, he seems to genuinely enjoy the company of others, and has an earnest, playful spirit. From his giving spirit to his diet, SCP-082 really gives a new meaning to the word, "humanitarian."

Where is the guy that he gobbled

Love your voice that makes Story So Real 😍

Fernand is actually a bit good he just kills the people who annoy him.

He is a French ogre.

Nikocado avocado got a real competition

Its time for jack

TO LET ER RIP