What Blacking Out Drunk Feels Like

IM DRUFFNK RIGHET @#%VBNOW!!!! ITTRUEMANKYUH

you think stealing a traffic cone drunk is bad? pathetic, once we stole a shopping cart from aldi that was on r street somehow, we also took a traffic cone and my little brother found ANOTHER SHOPPING CART... THIS ALL HAPPENED IN 1 MONTH, AND IT WAS THIS YEAR, IM STILL 13 XD

I once drank so much that I blacked out while taking a shit. Next morning I woke up in my bed because my parents found me knocked out on the toilet.

last time i got blackout drunk, i fell face first into a light pole, almost feel in a toilet, and i got in a bike with 2 strangers that took me to my crib

Did it on valatines day at her house blacked out In her bathroom and I forgot to lock the door yea her dad walked in 💀

First time black out drunk, I drunk like a whole moonshine bottle of out of date cider with a mix of a few Smirnoff on the side and I dont remember half the night man just remember teleporting like 5 hrs later being sick in a toilet and when asking what happened the next day I get shown a video of me completely knocked out on someone's bed and I was doing some crazy shit I don't even remember doing😂

One time. I got SUPER BLACKED OUT DRUNK AND PASSESD OUT FOR LIKE 9 hours and woke up in the hospital and yes I was 16 during that time

I got blackout drunk for the first time at 14 in the middle of the day after school with no one home, didn’t really plan for it to happen, all I know is I posted videos of me on my Snapchat and Insta story that everyone from my class saw where I was doing the most random shit ever and I fucking texted my crush 💀 oh and I recorded my puke and sent it to my closest friends asking them whether it was puke or smt else and even asking them who tf they were. Oh and at some point in the videos I was somehow convinced that I was Albert Einstein, Kim K and a princess 🤷🏻‍♀️ and I recorded myself dancing and singing to a song and falling and then complaining that my crush wasn’t there to catch me 💀💀 nah bro i still haven’t recovered from that

giving birth is way FUCKING worse than getting kicked in the balls man!!

I am 14
And I've been drunk,high and got rapidly both. best feeling ever

I actually enjoy being blackout. I'm a alcoholic, the shits like cocaine to me, hits almost instantly and I sober up relatively quickly. I drink daily, don't always get to the point of blackout, but I'd be damned if I said I didn't try. Almost never throw up either. The hangovers can be a bit nasty sometimes, but that's usually only a problem when I have work too early in the morning

at least from this comes good stories

i think i would only want to reach phase 2 before i get uncomfrotable yes i have never drunk before

Anybody whos lover of alcohol come to serbia and try some rakija its litearly the best thing

19 was my peak age for this. Got very used to being out at 17/18, stumbled across significant disposable income at 19 and it became a ✨problem✨

I woke up on my parents’ bathroom floor a LOT. It’s been nearly 10 years since then and whilst I still like to get fucked up, I’m glad to say I have learned the signs that one more drink is a bad move over the course of my 20s.

I did once time I had a big miss calculation. I drunk about 20 glasses of alcohol in about one hour and 15 minutos I just died for 6 hours.

what about phase 7!

I got blackout drunk only once, I hope that it was the last time.
I have never kissed anyone and I wasn't planning on changing it, but after that night...
AFTER THAT NIGHT FUCKING EVERYONE WAS TRYING TO CONVINCE ME THAT I HAD BEEN KISSING MY HOMIE FOR LIKE 2 HOURS STRAIGHT

Talk about laughing gas next

Forgot phase 6 variant 2 where you start to message your homies and realize you left the function with only your keys and own literally nothing

got black out drunk called my ex… have no idea wtf we talked about

I remember my first blackout. I was kind of shy and wanted to fit in so I ended up being the idiot chugging. I threw up more than I thought I could possibly hold in my body.

on this video there was an ad about a boxer complaining about his balls being hot

I woke up from a bush while i was dragged to an ambulance :D

I woke up in my underwear in front of the neighbors house. The cops were called

Good video bro 😂

nothing better than rewatching all of chains videos while high

HE SAYS GURPING INSTEAD OF PUKING!?!!?!!!?!!??!???!?¡??!

how old are you bro, your so funny haha

I’ve thankfully never been properly ‘black out drunk’ before, but once I was pretty much passed out in my friend’s bathroom for at least 2 hours at a house party, and I’d only become semi conscious just to vomit into the toilet

Never trust a drunk person’s concoction 😭😭

thanks you said nothing you're the best

Nah bro the worst thing is when you teleport into the fckn HOSPITAL. New years eve, having fun, one blink, im in a hospital with my dad next to me with the leather belt. Then you see the text messages from yesterday. Damn

U know u have a problem when 2 bottles of liquor doesn’t get u blackout no more

first time I got drunk, I got blacked out because I drank more than a half of a russki standart bottle.

just imagine finding out MONTHS later that u kissed sum 5 years older mf when I tell you I was CONVINCED I didn't do anything that night bro I was so wrong

First time I blackout shitttt I almost steal a damn tv

you forgot a stage between 4 and 5. The "order food and pass out before it's delivered" phase. Nothing worse than waking up to cold food

I always gets happy when I drink and it doesn't matter how much I drink I never ever have to throw up

I've never been above stage 2 because I've seen what it does to my friends. 2 or maybe 3 drinks at a party is enough for me. I also hate throwing up more than anything.

I blacked out at the Patriots-Dolphins game. Never ever doing that again.

Happened once when i was 17, never again. And now i get mild hangovers if i had like two beers💀

NAHHHHHHHHHHHHH😂

the function has hennesy 🗣️🗣️🤑💯💯🔥🥶🥶🔥🔥

Empty stomach, about a gallon of beer and a lil too much Jägermeister were the combination that lead to my first time blackout drunk. Had to be carried home, repainted the bathroom with my insides, got videos sent to me the next day where I was barely standing anymore. Had to be at work at 9 the next morning. Nearly fucking passed out on my way there, I was back home at 10.

Phase 4 is normal weekend in the country side of germany...