ASMR PEASANT GIRL PATCHES YOU UP ROLEPLAY (Personal Attention, Face Touching, Gender Neutral)

In a sea of “Dungeons & Dragons”-themed roleplays, this one accidentally is a perfect “Dungeon Crawl Classics” roleplay.

My god.. You are absolutely beautiful.. And I mean that in a pleasant way... 😊

Hey you there your finely awake you were trying to cross the border too

I was really hoping at the end there'd be a faint "Oh. Great. You died. Fantastic"

It’s been over a year but I still hope we get another vid with this snarky witty character.

i think i'd agree to take her with me on the condition she never says "the olden times" ever again 💀

I love this so much, I hope we see her again

Her speaking pattern is the exact same as my 8th grade language arts teacher and its trippy af

All these theories about time travel, but considering the way things have been going, I think that this ALL takes place in the future and this is just rural Ohio 5 years from now.

You must be either a time-traveler or a seer; because most people from the dark ages think of it as just "today" and not "the olden times".

This girl definitely has improv experience.

Who wouldn't say yes automatically to taking you with them,you're just way too likeable.

I wish there was a part 2 to this, i love Maggie as a character

Her mixture of idioms and speech is giving me serious Isekai vibes.
Kudos!!

I still maintain we need a sequel to this

"Ghosts in the blood?! Brain thingies!? Egads! That sounds like a classic case of bone-itis!"

Your best Video to date

I think I love the peasant girl almost as much as Ophelia

Another charmer tasty nugget from softlygaloshes. I may know where can get you a bungalow 4 free & more, the future..?? Only a few afficionado tattoos away...

So well written and acted, hilarious👏🏻👏🏻 10/10

We need Maggie Pt. 2 as we take her on an adventure.

i cant help but feel that this girl is the victim of a time traveling accident and is so fed up with ye olde life now that she actively trolls that shit is backwards as fuck

I'd take her with me. I need that comic relief in my life

Ngl when she pulled out and shook the wooden box I thought we gonna blazeth some gorilla fingers and when she pulled out the vial of liquid I cried out " art thou suggesting we also vapeth?" but I guess making a medicine out of both stuff is the most logical thing to do... Thanks for the sleep aid!

The way she was talking about this place I thought we were german occupied France Countryside

This is funny as hell

I would definitely take this girl with me wherever I goeth! Lol 😊
At least she's honest about her frustration and untameable nature.

the nomad would be dumb not to take you with them

Top notch acting for sure.

A sequel to this would be awesome

Honestly this could turn into a really cool series. The next video could be about Maggie and the mysterious bleeding adventurer sitting at a campfire to rest before continuing their travel to wherever they are going.

ASMR PEASANT GIRL SCARES YOU TO DEATH ROLEPLAY (Personal Attention, Face Touching, Gender Neutral)

This was the perfect combination of hilarious, sad, and relaxing 😂 thank you

Awww I'd take you with me
Gotta bring a clipboard tho, cause I'm making you manage stuff lol I'm so disorganized lol

🙂🙂🙂👍👍👍😍😍😍

i swear i cant watch this while im trying to sleep no chance its too damned funny " my brother was exercised to dead so thats kind of a happy ending "

Is there a part 2? Am I the only one who wants a part 2?😂

Those eyes, OMG, so expressive. Such changes from curiosity to derpy to insanity with just a flicker or tiny crease of a single eyelid. I need more Maggie in my life.

Por que ya no hablas español???

Wait so I’m the olden times people referred to it as the olden times. Now I’m confused so what about older times?

Heheh im the 420 comment

I always form headcanon on the fly for ASMR roleplays and this one is just perfect

"i came down from the clouds and sky...." place and time....Nazi-occupied France,early spring,1944. i,d fought the good fight and did my best but my luck finally ran out....my slim-nosed silver US Army Air Force P-51 Mustang was hit in just the right spot by a German bullet and in seconds all my Prestone engine coolant was gone with a high pressure hiss....20 more seconds and my Rolls-Royce Merlin engine became red-hot,seized up and quit......i,d taken multiple hits but at least i,d nailed 4 Kraut planes before they got me......i risked a lower level than normal bailout and thankfully landed on a large haystack on your farm....utterly,completely and undeniably shot down...... thankfully you spoke very good English......! at least the German troops followed my plane,s direction on a wild goose chase moving away from your farm........the adrenaline "rush" of combat and my narrow escape wore off and i finally just collapsed into a near coma from a few painful wounds and loss of blood....yes,if we can hook up with Le Maquis/Resistance,they can help me to make good my escape back to England and yes,i,ll take you with me......! as an "evadee" who had been shot down but managed to evade capture,i wouldn,t be allowed to fly combat any more.....my tour of duty was almost over anyway with 22 kills to my score,so it,s back to the U.S. of A. for us.......! "i just know my folks in Lexington will totally love you too....."

A sequel to this would be awesome.

Let's plan your escape.

Damn right I'll take you with me.