THE MADNESS OF MAKE BELIEVE MARTIAL ARTS

Thank you all for watching! I hope no one was killed by Ashida Kim for watching this. This video is a humble tribute to ThePinkMan who used to make great fake martial arts videos but deleted his channel a few years ago. Just to point out, at one point i say "Frank Shamrock" instead of "Ken Shamrock" when discussing UFC 1. These kind of mistakes suck but unfortunately this was a real tough script to write, much harder than the others just because of the sheer amount of research it takes doing a video on 4 different people, and as such i let a screw up like that slip by, just out of sheer mental burnout

Humans are Apes

Did a year of aikido school after learning several other styles. Tried to use it in a real fight and got punched in the face. Finished him with Jeet Kune Do after that.

Lost it at ninja Dick lol

What about Ecky thump.

F****g hilarious!

I find this humorous and at the same time serious. I've learned so much about martial arts just by reading "Striking Thoughts" by Bruce Lee. Never stop learning and laughing 😆😆😆

When I was a kid in the 70's, one of my friends who actually did study Kung Fu, had the dim mak book, the techniques in the book were so hysterical, that me and my brother created our own dim mak book to give him, with techniques like "flying shit eagle", where if you touched someone in the right spot, the explosive diarrhea that followed would propel them into the air.

When you edited that slap boxer into the video of Segal doing that Russian dance I fucking Died!

Aikido is the only 1 to use in real life though, its used to take guns away

Did Diante wilder really go 100%? Because he threw the most powerful punch in Charlie's face that made Charlie flew to the other side then to the ground.
It was one of Diante's most powerful punch but it didn't knock Charlie out I give him props for that. But I pray to God that he does not reed this message😮😅

He gave a different meaning to Bent it like David Beckham
.look at it at slow-motion he flew like a curved knocked ball mostly like Ronaldo rather than... holly crap what the hell i am saying. Sorry i see things in football oh sorry sorry soccer my bad...not again sorry sorry no more..

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Wait 3mill robbery? Ok dude bad ass lol

I'm not really into MMA or most sports myself, but I just LOVE your videos! They're so well done, and it was this video on Make Believe Martial Arts that first got your channel onto my radar! I love the vids you make of the fakes, and hope that you make more in the future, as it is all quite the rabbit hole to go down!

George Dillman trained Bruce Lee. The one you all say is the Best fighter in the world. And he trained Mohammed Ali Except Mohammed Bali was a boxer self made. So what does that tell you about Bruce Lee? He was fake.

Steven Seagull runs like a girl.

Don’t sleep on old man strength. i’m sure there are some pre schoolers that would still get there ass kicked by Stephen seagal.

Dillman is shockingly similar to Trump, use of language and disconnection with reality 😮