Well, I guess SOMEBODY had to read “Trigger Warning”

Friendly reminder that Jakes needs an education

IT WAS ANTIFA

Okay so it's very possible that I missed something but. I feel like the entire school is only referred to as "Kelton College.' Which would imply that Jake CAN"T get a master's there. Maybe it's just in a part that wasn't read in the video, but it should be a university/a college or school at a university.

This book sounds ridiculous and it's surprising to know that it was written by William Johnstone's niece

Cringe is what it should be called

Over under on the author Joe using AI to do all their writing by now?

Nothing has ever taken me out like relistening to this and realizing that i, a human man, am the same age as this whack soldier boy. According to the author i could think like him. How strange. He'd be extremely disappointed in me.

"A violent gang of marauders" what millenium is this set in.

Books that offer a commentary on the political state of modern society come on a spectrum. On one end we have the likes of Orwell's '1984' and on the other end we have whatever this is.

Meh. If we're being honest it's not that different than a romance novel.

So I have a theory about Joe. What we know about her is that she does everything she can to hide her gender on her website, goes by Joe instead of Joanna, is scared of progressive ideas specifically on gender, and wrote a very self-insert-feeling character who is a Big Strong Man. It all feels a whole lot like a closeted trans man, wouldn't you say? Almost like being in the closet will make you the most bigoted guy on main...

Bab writing is bad.. and TRIGGERING

If this is made into a movie, I can easily see John Oliver playing Dr. Matumbo.

I love how immediately obvious it is bad before you can even finish the tag line..

It’s been 5 years and I can’t believe that human beings still think this is reality.

I don't understand why the character of Jake hates rich family college kids whenever he himself is there on account of his rich family... INSTEAD OF just being there on the GI bill which is a real and very common thing for veterans to go to school completely paid for.

It just shows how clearly uninformed about the military the person writing this is.

if he's getting his master's degree, why is he staying in a dorm????????????

Havent finished the video yet. But like. Why doesnt jake just go to a college that fits his ideals? If hes so upset about the colleges ideals he can just… leave

The best thing after watching this is to read the Amazon reviews of the book. Well over a hundred 5* reviews saying how great it is and shows how the libs behave. Comedy gold if it wasn't so damned scary.

"The mystery girl stepped forward. Her breasts breasted breastily"

It can’t be. But I want to believe. That when Jenny said “come on John stones”. She was referencing stone cold with Brian bosworth. The best and worst action movie of the entire 80s. He plays John stone who goes undercover to bring down a biker gang that murdered a judge there are explosions and stunts. I think someone ramps a motorcycle out of a high window in some sort of building as a projectile to bring down a helicopter the biker gang commissioned from a crooked military guy. The details are hazy but I think I’m going to watch it tonight now that I thought of it.

I’m a bit of a comedy nerd and Jenny’s degeneration X “ayyy ohh” reaction to Jakes sarcastic going to Disneyland comment might be the funniest thing I’ve seen all week

Why is the army man so stupid that he shoot trap with buckshot? For one it’s probably expensive. For two he would miss a lot. When I shot trap a lot I reloaded my own with #4 shot because that’s the shot I had. But if I had smaller I’d have used that and if I had buckshot i would have not bothered and gone fishing instead.

“The not-so-liberal art of war” goes so fucking hard though

skeet is shot with birdshot, not buckshot. If william w. johnstone is going to make us sit through this literary disaster, he could at least get the guns right.

Live free, read hard 😤😤😤

A film adaptation of this could be a critical comedy success if they followed the novel verbatim.

My dream casting for 20 something year old Jake is Dwayne The Rock Johnson. -Because he’s so big.

Motumbo is played by Jessie Eisenberg or Michael Cera.

The changing light in the window behind her really adds that extra spice when you realize this was a wild all nighter

Cool story but I wish I knew how big Jake was 😥

Jenny actually gave a trigger warning. How did she miss that joke?

I'm really late to this party, but the big conservative-esque mans man guys are usually the easiest to trigger with micro aggressions

Die Hard Lite.
Yes, it’s 2024, and I’m commenting to here.

This is my first day at gay high school I hope they don't realize I'm straight

It's actually hilarious watching people who weren't terminally online and inundated with culture war drama be utterly bewildered by the black masks, chains, and bike locks. I immediately knew the author was describing AntiFA, but I only knew that because I watched video footage of these guys flailing a bike lock on a chain and catching a professor across the scalp. But even five years ago, when this stuff was way more relevant, you have no idea what he's talking about.

I can only imagine how unintelligible this book is going to be in twenty years. It would have been absurdly exaggerated even in 2019, but hearing it now, it seems like a relic from a faraway time.

I'm back - for a fifth time

"Was everything she told him a lie?"
Doesn't sound like it. all the talk we saw from her was saying Jake was a big tough guy. That clearly isn't a lie when everyone else says the same. She expressed disdain for the students, which checks out if she's helping to take them hostage. Maybe she would have had to lie if Jake has asked her anything about herself, but I don't think he did.

the premise of that first chapter is so funny. there's just this gang of violent ninjas on this college campus waiting for a guy to punch someone

That list of courses. What university offers such specific courses to first year students? What is Jake’s major?

Krav Maga is not Karate and I for one am very offended that they mistook any martial art for another. I am also insulted for all my ex-militsry friends because they all know the difference. Especially since one is used for IDF training and the other is just... You know famous because who doesn't know of Karate?

Also, Krav Maga is brutal and while you could possibly take someone out with a gut punch, they are taught (very quickly, even after a few lessons) how to take you down with them.

It's very much a I will beat you senseless and if I can't beat you you're going to die with me kind of combat.

I'm not sure Jake here is the only one that needs an education and while I'm not sorry you bought the book. I'm sorry the person who wrote this for any kind of financial compensation for it.

Kind of a bummer to think this dude had been dead for nearly fifteen years at the time.

Mmmm, that's good satire.🍻

im back again cause i just saw netflix turned it into a movie

"To Jake, Dr Motumbo looked like a big white bird. Jake did not like to think about birds."

I still can't get over the "I KNOW KRAV MAGA!" strikes fancy martial arts move bit
Unless there's krav maga versions of mcdojos, that's just... not how krav maga operates?

so it’s die hard

so this is essentially mein kampf for the modern man

i love how he just casually wrote this guy that’s basically bin laden into his book

I haven’t laughed so hard at a video in ages 😂

Wow this is like Ted Cruz's wet dream

Oh my god William was dog all along to Jo