41 Hilarious Lines From "Archer"

When casting & writing align perfectly, we get Archer

Wow, I have watched the whole series and I legit do not remember at least half of these. Time for an Archer binge.

"THAT'S HOW YOU GET ANTS!"

Weird, how Carl does the voice of Archer.

Mother, grill me a cheese.

Oh Thank you. I needed this.

❤ this show.

Your apartment is one floor, how do you have a dumbwaiter?
Um, it goes side to side.

Why did you emphasize “serial”? 😅

“……I also need you to go buy sand” definitely has to be one of my favorites

Why can’t I get a job and be as open and direct as this??

You've got no taste. There are way better jokes there

Best show ever!

Why is no one talking about Calpurnia

Mallory: And here i am chopping my own ice for a Tom Collins like a field hand.

R2-DD2

My God.

😂❤😅❤😊 Sigh ..... Archer! Seduced by his classic looks, gagged by the silliness, stayed for the laughs🎉 Danger Zone!

still hilarious

"It's basically the old zurp and flurp" - me about 3 times a week

Lol @ "The Alabama of Europe"

"sorry I tried to spit-roast you mom...."
gets me every time.......

“It’s a long story mother!”
“Neat!”

How is # 38 NOT #1!? 😄

Jessica Walter said so much with a single word: “Baffling.”

“A black astronaut Cyril, it’s like killing a Unicorn”😅😂😂😂😂

Pam: Now I feel like an asshole
Malory: When do you not?
Pam: Almost always, I really like me
Malory: Baffling😏
😅😂😅😂😅😂

“Thanks jungle, eat a buffet of dicks”🤣😂🤣😂

“Jesus read a coffee table book” 😂😂😂

Archer: "Lana... Lana... LANAAA!" Lana: "WHAT!?" That one was included in an Archer meets Bob's Burgers short that's gone viral and got its creator a position with the Bob's Burgers producers.

She sounds like Leela

L😂L ARCHER FOREVER!!! BOB'S BURGERS SUCKS !!!

You can tell during the Fisto Roboto line that Krieger's voice actor was trying not to laugh.

So many great lines from this show. Truly a masterpiece.

I hope theres gonna be a s14-15-16-17 & beyond ...

My personal favorite:
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the frickin' face!

Phrasing!

Wait...are we still doing phrasing?

"karate? the Dane Cook of martial arts"

Sorry I tried to spit roast your mom. 😂😂😂

Archer is ending.

Woodhouse getting verbally accosted and tormented by Archer is so funny 😂😂😂

Why is this show so popular???? Weird.....