Anon Meets Cute Asian Girl - 4chan Greentext Stories

This channel is infinitely better than actually going on 4chan

Greentext was cute a bit sad at anon's thoughts about himself and ending made me lol😊 10/10

this is the incel dream

4channers...

It is pretty weird how he confidently says he’s an incel. Lol.

Anon can’t even be happy in his own fantasy. In the off chance this is real. YOU FUCKING DUMBASS SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE CUTE SHY NOT GROSS SHY

Thumbnail bout to make me buss

Anons should try their best to stop self-sabotaging and their lives will probably get infinitely better over time

Damn I was the girl I would get the fuck out lmao, the way you act makes me fear for my life

Anon realise that being introverted isn't necessarily creepy.

whos the girl on thumbnail need for a friend

A turtle wishes anon the best and approves of his success.

I think at this point we should just call them "Cels" cos there's nothing involuntary about being an anti-social piece of shit. She was nice and he was still complaining.

Missed your chance to pound her guts

Anon’s logic: Girl says she thought he was an incel at first but she realized he actually isn’t, and has nice time with him, but still decides to not do jack crap about his "incel nature", this is why you don’t have any girls anon.

-puts up a sheet
-on phone whole day
HOW DO THESE WOMEN KNOW IM WEIRD?! MuSt Be MaGiC.

I checked 4chan out for the first time, i could not find the greentexts anywhere, where are they?

Very real. Whenever i get to know someone, even if its just after five minutes of talking they'll say "at first i thought you were a weirdo" or smth like that. I dont get it cause im not even all that unsociable but whatever.

That's nothing.

Whenever I talk to someone who is acting nice with me(i.e.: doesn't treat me like maggot covered roadside diarrhea from a mangy, flea infested dog), I always assume they're part of some organ harvesting operation.

Actually, that's nothing, at least compared to the fact that this is usually my opening line, including the whole dogshit part.

Stop posting coal

He defines himself as an "incel", but a girl was flirting with him... I don't see the "involuntary" part there...

who is the girl in the thumbnail

mans had riz

I'm starting to think that videos featuring anons meeting girls get more views...

What if its a boy

Wait... Nothing happened? Way to let everybody down Anon. Including yourself and that girl.

Anon must like grade A beef or something for woman with this high level six senses to go out of her way and keep talking to him.

Hope anon know the cue and befriend her.

No need to call people weird
Sounds like she a bitch

Bro was staying a hostel, nobody there knows eachother, they are literally made for wanderers to hang out and have one-night stands, they will never meet you again, stop getting in your own way

It's like watching a man who's starving to death but he still turns down a free full-course meal from a good chef.

I don’t think you need a 6th sense if the incel looks and acts the part

I live in East Asia and can confirm most girl will treat you nice even if you don't know them.
Just dating them is different game.

"Can sniff out my incel nature"
She's actively going out of her way to initiate with you and anon is still interrupting it has her trying to belittle him. Girl did all the work for him and he's still finding ways to self sabotage

Then you have the opposite side of the coin, where you just want to be left alone but people keeping fucking talking to you

JBW never misses

>anon talks with a hot asian
>goes well and they click
>she says she thought he was weird but doesn't think so anymore
>basically anon talked with a hot girl who said he wasn't weird
>he goes on the chat to complain that girls call him weird

If this is real, I don't understand why he was sad. It seems like the conversation went well. Telling somebody you thought they were weird and creepy isn't really the best thing to say, but dude... take the W!

What a loser. That girl was literally trying to involve herself in his life and was clearly coming onto him, or AT LEAST she truly wanted to be his friend. She thought he was weird, but when he opened up EVEN THE SLIGHTEST BIT, she realized he was actually a good person. Weird? Yes, but not a reject.

He sabotaged his chance at a friendship or even a romantic relationship, and he's going to blame the Chads and society for his own failure. What he needs to do is swallow his self-pity and make his move.

Anon was so close to greatness but instead decided to insult himself for no reason

the real question is: did she come back with food and continue their conversation or was it an excuse she used to leave and not come back?

So that's where incels come from

My friend Riley Freeman once said "That’s why you ain’t never gon have no paper, ain't never gon have no bitches feel me?"

Anon should probably seek some serious help for his crippling social anxiety

Some people have an absolute ability to respond in such a way or resurrect someone who has basically died in every essence in their soul to just resurrect.

The day these incels start looking at girls as a normal person and not a WAMAN who they need to conquer, they begin to live life properly

But until then...

anon would be correct but girls never say such things to guys they ACTUALLY think are weird.

Simply be chad that’s all, then all of a sudden previous “creepy” and “weird” habits turn into “cute” habits that girls love

He was winning, just keep doing that. Then refine what you are doing and figure out not just what works but why it works.
> Grug make fire
> Grug do thing again to make fire again
> Grug find out what thing make fire, make fire when Grug want
> Grug get better at making fire easily and consistently
> Grug has now learned the skill of making fire and can truly begin to understand why and how fire is made

True and hetero.