Villains Too Stupid To Win Ep.03 - The Weyland-Yutani Corporation

Love these videos

Tuvok is the best

What does the Xenomorph even have that could be useful? It’s acid? We already have acid on earth. The little second mouth? What’re you gonna do with that? It’s armor plating? It’s not even bulletproof. Use them as assassins? You’d be more discrete and cause less collateral with a drone strike.

In the comics, Xenormorphs tool over earth...
Because of Weyland-Yutani. People didnt live on the surface any more.

Also, in one of the comics, an android was made to infiltrate the Hive (on an alien world), looking like an alien warrior.

I love the fact that all agree the marines in Aliens are Legendary asskickers... but actually when you look at the movie they are self-obsessed gung-ho amatures that any army would reassign to training, and constantly dying, breaking down or otherwise screw up or not follow orders.
Yea i get it, they are supposed to be 'nam soldiers in space (Aliens is a secret Vietnam warmovie after all), but honestly... they are each and every one of them bad soldiers, exept for Hix and the pilot lady. She just had bad luck.

From Sweden with Love
- Kami

So AvP is canon, except that it isn't canon

Hey, we have a great business idea; let's capture the most deadly creature of the universe. What could possible go wrong?

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To much of tuvok stuff...

I'm trans obese and I'm starring in new movie where the villain does not recognise my feelings

If you don't succeed, pick yourself up and try again, and again, and again, uhhh again?, .... huh why isn't our plan working! - Weyland - Yutani

I like the way Tuvok keeps appearing to give his opinion.

why does he try to be a honest trailer but australian

Shove an ad down my neck before even a minute has passed? GFY.

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DO YOU KNOW ?! "

ELON MUSK
didn't invent anything
he bought companies
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people's work

“As a person of faith you can’t be relied upon to make rational decisions.” Is the stupidest statement I’ve ever heard.

It's less that "Captain Christian" beleives that his every move is guided by God, and more that he asks God to arrange things to go his way, knowing full well that 1) he, as a human, is a fuckup, and 2) that God might have planned that they all bite the big one this time.

I prefer to think of the Alien franchise as having two canons.
The AVP canon and the Prequel canon.

What would they even do with the xeno anyway? This is like the raptors with laser guns on them from jurassic world. Still their blatant incompetence makes them one of the most realistic corporations in film.

Wow, they made Colonial Marines DLC?
I'm surprised they had the nerve.

Weyland-Yutani “This time we’ll get the xenomorphs for sure.”
The Ripley bloodline “how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man”

RAID:Garbage Legends

I can see why the looks of the aliens vary for practical or even artistic reasons, but it also kinda works for story reasons: perhaps the mutable look of the alien represents the lack of definition the human species has of the alien in general, since few who see it live to tell.

You reference Tuvok so much! I love it 😂

Brett and Parker aren't "lazy and entitled"; they're on strike. The strike is working because they're not lazy and, from their perspective, deserve a full share.

I heard the moment where the supposed scientists, including a doctor of biology, remove their helmets after their science-o-meter detects a breathable atmosphere explained away with "they didn't wear helmets on Star Trek."

As though a borderline campy TV show from the 60s, hamstrung by the technical limitations of both its era video and audio recording technology as well as our understanding of real world space fairing essentially being in its infancy represents some form of benchmark for scientific accuracy.

Thems some mental gymnastics on display there, by golly.

I love all the tuvok references

Personally, I honestly like the convoluted timelines in the franchise and how it leaves a lot up to the interpretation of each individual viewer. Quit a few Alien fans that I’ve talked to also still like to consider Predator and AvP franchises as part of the greater universe because it makes it feel more lived in.

Ironically enough for burke or at least in the deleted scene he was cuconed in the hive where the same thing happened to him that happened to everyone else so i guess be careful what you wish for

I have to argue from reading rivers of pain no one told the colonists to actually go into the alien ship i mean it is burkes fault for not warning them but they are also partly to blame but maybe they didnt have any choice either way the company cared more about their experiments on the xenomorphs rather than the lives of everyone destroyed because of them

I remember watching this when I was younger and I just pissed me off so many times, one stupid decision after another

We really need to start putting creators that shill Raid Shadow Legends into The Hague for crimes against humanity.

hot take, i loved Prometheus and Covenant. it made that universe feel scary and alien again. it definitely shouldn't have been marketed as "More Alien" though, that really hurt things i feel. it's a separate story in that universe, not another Alien film. and the hubris W-Y has to avert humanity's destruction via Engineer only to turn around and say "but hey those Engineer living bioweapons are pretty sweet, let's play with that fire" is great prequel material for the Alien franchise. bit sad everyone was so upset with these films, i definitely wanted to see how the 3rd would pan out, even if the human characters were all stupid just to service the plot.

Just rewatched aliens and came back to rematch this masterpiece.

At this point I'll take a CGI Ripley than any other pathetic Ripley wannabe🤡☕️

If the Yutani corporation made super-cocaine, it'd explain a hell of a lot ;)

The Weyland-Yutani Corporation is a perfect example of a corporation becoming so large that the company devolves into multitudes of waring factions with their own agenda to get a head. The perfect "Crabs in a Bucket" scenario.

You would think, the guy behind the cure for cancer, fixing climate change, AI and FTL travel would be smart enough and rich enough to find a way to defeat aging. C'mon after all that immortality should be easy. They have sleep tubes that can read the brain while it's dreaming. Telling me there is no way, that they can't figure out how to extend the human life span or move their mind into a synthetic body?

You should do one for Dragon Ball villains. 🐉

Fuck Raid Shadow Legends.

Bro has RSL sponsor at 167k subs is outstanding though

It's my favourite franchise so i look at it with rose tinted glasses but even i can't get past fielded getting lost and the other guy touching the hammerpede.

"Got blazed one last time."
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To me it was always a missing piece of the franchise to show how Xenomorphs reproduce naturally, without the presence of humans. As it seems as if the face hugger was pretty much evolving to have at least human-like victims, however we never see them hug anything BUT humans..

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