When you get addicted to Crypto

This had me laughing out loud multiple times

It really is like that. It is exactly like that. fml

this is why i dont want to do the crypto market other than like 5 or 10 bucks

Homie had bread on his plate 😂

''Huh how is this a beautiful day Cordana is down 10% and i'm also down 20% on LiteCoin'' 😂

frickin jerk

I bought $5,000 of Shiba Inu right before it exploded and my portfolio literally multiplied times 10 and guess what happened when I attempted to immediately sell …“due to heavy traffic the server is down can not trade, try again later”. I tried everyone’s phone, my girls tablet, went to my parents house to use their computer and nothing. 2 hours later it dropped drastically. I still own that Shiba with a thought it will shoot back up. Never happened and never will. Would have made a killing.

🤣🤣🤣

He is so f*cking amazing he think too much

This is so funny but so true

The man has almost no food on his plate and just a glass of water to cut his expenses 😂

Did he order a bread?🤣

This made me lol even watching it alone.

😂😂

I bailed on crypto yesterday... too problematic!

I'm weak

😉

😅🤣😂🤣🤣

drink eet

Patience.

this one loser i used to know was exactly this dramatisation of a crypto person. lost his girl, his daughter, and lives out of his car that they’re trying to repo. no sympathy whatsoever

This is truly hilarious and i love the person that created this.

Being single and watching crypto becomes a relationship, it requires my full attention and I can relate to this guy.

I mean, the guy has a bad addiction sure. But damn it woman, let the guy have a glass of water if he wants a glass of water.

Why is this so accurate lol

omg this is so relatable lol

He said " ... it is back up $1600."
She asked "Did you sell it?"

HODL' Forever! LOL.

Meanwhile .
I got tired of all the hype & lying in crypto. So, I Sold everything in April, especially LUNA @ $87 per....(but Dude, you only made 25%....)

Today LUNA =$0.0001 or something stupid.

Yeah... HODL'... rigggghhhhttt....

I

"Drink eet"

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